Ramadan joke

sister harb · 1 Ramadan joke Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:49 am

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A Guy who's been fasting the entire day and is almost dead with hunger decides to call into his favourite radio station for a request.

Host: What do you want to listen to?

Guy: Magrib Azaan please!

zaharah · 2 Re: Ramadan joke Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:14 pm

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LOL yes please do it
Ive got about 7 more hours to go before I hear those words Insha Allah

sister harb · 3 Re: Ramadan joke Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:54 am

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Don´t try to be too wise...

Two guys were lost in the Sahara desert. One is David, the other Michael.

They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like a minaret and mosque in the middle.

David said to Michael: "Listen, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself 'Dawood'".

Michael refused to changed his name. He said, "My name is Michael, and I will not pretend to be something I am not!"

The Imam of the mosque received them both well. He asked about their names.
David said, "My name is Dawood".
Michael said, "My name is Michael".

The Imam turned to the helpers in the mosque and said, "Please bring some food and water for our guest Michael only". He then turned to Dawood and said, "Salaam 'Alaikum brother Dawood. Ramadan Mubarak!"